mydogsnokes:

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

hashtagdion:

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

m86:

kitfisto:

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

this is an advanced joke

claryfightwood:

Me: omg this girl is so hot I have a huge crush on her

straight girl: omg me too!!!!! i have a major girl crush #wcw!! wow we are like so gay lol

me:

puublack:

thereleasedkraken:

ostolero:

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

Stop

Let them speak

bumbleshark:

sir-scandalous:

timetraveldean:

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus 
alex: LEO, gemini, aries
table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

babyanimalgifs:

making a hand house for tiny chicks

Anonymous asked: Smokeweed is a Valid Warrior Cats Name

validwarriorcatsnames:

I’m really angry that you’re right